A dog walks into the Job Centre and asks the man at the counter if they have any vacancies. The man is stunned. 鈥榊ou鈥檙e a talking dog!鈥?he cries. 鈥榃hat a wonderful talent you have. I鈥檓 sure we can find work for you no problem.鈥?At this the dog becomes agitated. 鈥楲ook,鈥?he says. 鈥楧on鈥檛 mess me about. Have you got any jobs or not?鈥?鈥極kay,鈥?says the man. 鈥楯ust sit tight. I鈥檒l make a call and I鈥檒l have you working in no time.鈥?With that the man phones Billy Smart鈥檚 Circus. 鈥業鈥檝e got a talking dog here,鈥?the man says to Billy. 鈥楥an I send him down to you?鈥?Billy is ecstatic. 鈥楢ll my life I鈥檝e been looking for a talking dog,鈥?he says. 鈥榊ou get him down here tomorrow morning and he can name his wage.鈥?The dog鈥檚 still wary. 鈥榃hat will I be doing for Mr Smart?鈥?he asks. The man is puzzled. 鈥業 imagine you鈥檒l be the Talking Dog in the circus,鈥?he says. 鈥極h, that鈥檚 no good to me, mate,鈥?the dog says. 鈥業鈥檓 a plumber.
Titter ye or not ?theatre tickets
i like it i like it,huh who sang that?
Titter ye or not ?opera house opera theater
lol
cute..lol
this dog is stupid funny lmao
thats a good one
bark bark
.lol.lol
A clean funny joke. Don't see that much. Grin!!!
Nice one.....ha ha ha ha
Well I laughed! ?
a bit choicy, that dog *hehehe*
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