If you at work i dare you to do this?

ONE POINT OFFICE DARES

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player'

must be in the toilet at the time).

3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you

4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,

"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears

and

grimace.

6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper

huskily,

"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good

7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,

"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.

9) While riding a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS DARES

1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with

double-barrelled fingers.

2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all

that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle

(there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES

1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to

conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you

actually launch into it yourself).

2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with

growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a

number two".

5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in

"the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.

6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead; repeatedly and

mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".

8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my

witness, I'll never go hungry again".

9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".

11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you

hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk

about it".

13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch

for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very

important conference call

15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants

and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each

biscuit with your fist.

18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the

door.

19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee,

move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

And if that wasn't enough for you...

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a

hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to

have to let one of you go."

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries

with

that.

4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over

his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

8) Don't use any punctuation marks at all in your e-mails.

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle

sounds all day.

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party

because you're not in the mood.

16) Have your co-workers address y ou by your wrestling name, Rock Hard

17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time

this week!!!"

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,

"Run for your lives, they're loose!"

If you at work i dare you to do this?phantom of the opera

Okay its a long list, so it wasn't all in one day, but seriously, over the last month, I've completed all of the one point challenges. 1, 2, 3 %26amp; 5 of the 3-pointers. 1, 8, 9, 10, 15 %26amp; 18 of the 5-pointers and 2, 3, 4, 8, 11 %26amp; 17 of the bonus challenges. Thing is, with me and in my office....no one really notices a difference.

If you at work i dare you to do this?listen to opera opera theater

i might get fired if i do all that lol
yeah right
Cool pranks!!! I feel like doing them at school. But I'll try not to get caught by teachers.
Did them all and no one noticed!
Ya and take the chance of lossing my job. Right.........
That's funny....i may do a few of them....
thunder_kok says you friggin english people never cease to amuse thunder_kok
I think this is the stupidest question I've ever seen----get a life!
Out of dares?

Unbelievable!!!
thanks a lot you almost got me and my friend

fired!!!!!!!!
iam the boss you fool! why do u think i spent alot of time at yahoo answers??

can you send it to another office down the block, its located at 701 first avenue, sunnyvale, CA 94089 ?

AnswerMan
Lol those are quite funny, but I don't think I can do any of those!
Oh! That was hilarious. I would do some but there is only myself and my boss in our office! LOL! I need my job!
lmao.. that's crazy funny.
okaaaaay
# 18s the funniest...but i'd get fired if i did all that too lol
id do those if i wanted to get fired did you get any one of those from the office the show because a good one would be to put all your colleagues things in the vending machine and then give him a bag of pennys to buy everything out with
I guess I'd laugh at myself while still at it...You just made my day.
Those were so funny i was crying
You have no idea how hard I am laughing right now. Worst part is, I'm at work and I keep getting weird looks...wow that was awesome.
yaaayyyy!!! muy bueno!!!! I saw more lists here:

http://www.planetmike.com/jokes/lists/98...
one of my co-workers actually did one of these. he paged himself on the intercom.
You are sofa king we todd did!!!!!
what are yout trying to do, get us all fired.
oh man that was great..im crying at work from laughing so hard