MOM (Mean Old Mother)?

DON'T MESS WITH MOM

My son came home from school one day,

with a smirk upon his face.

He decided he was smart enough,

to put me in my place.

Guess what I learned in Civics Two,

that's taught by Mr. Wright?

It's all about the laws today,

The "Children's Bill of Rights."

It says I need not clean my room,

don't have to cut my hair.

No one can tell me what to think,

or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion,

and regardless what you say,

I don't have to bow my head,

and I sure don't have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want,

and pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.

I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,

get tattoos from head to toe.

And if you ever spank me,

I'll charge you with a crime.

I'll back up all my charges,

with the marks on my behind.

Don't you ever touch me,

my body's only for my use,

not for your hugs and kisses,

that's just more child abuse.

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I am going to print this out, and tape it to the refrigerator for my kids to see....

thanks for the laugh, needed that...

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hahaha, i haven't heard this before! It seriously made me laugh!

Something my mom would do. haha
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never mess with mom's they know and see everything!!! hahaha thats a good one have a star :)
yeah right on
haha. i wish my mom was as clever. then i wouldn't have been this screwed up.
oh this is great. a well deserved star!
that was so funny! i'm copying this and putting it on my Y!A prof, if you don't mind, because it's so good. did you make that up yourself?