Thursday, December 10, 2009

Can you guess this for 10 points?

Mr moneybags the bank manager was not having a good day because he had just been robbed.A well dressed man had come in and asked to have a private talk with him and then gone on to leave him in quite a mess.The man had taken out a bottle full of nitroglycerine with 2 wires coming from it,an old fashioned clock face with no glass,2 hands and scratches all over its face, and a microphone.The clock said 11 and the man told him that the bomb would be active until the hands reached 12 at which time it would deactivate and the manager could escape.The man also made the bank manager hold the wires in between the thumb and finger of his right hand and told him that if he let go of the wire or pulled it the bomb would go off instantly,the microphone would blow it up if he made a noise.So saying the robber activated the bomb and told the manager that he would be gone with the money before the bomb became safe.He got halfway across the bank when the alarm was raised,how had the manager escaped?



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He used his left hand to move the clock time to 12.



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jump out a window
all of ye!
he escaped by the clock turned to 12
He turned the hands of the clock to 12:00. Thanks for the ten.
either he carried everything with him and raised the alarm or, since there was no glass on the clock face, he simply moved the hands with his left hand till the clock said 12:00.
He used his other hand to turn the bomb to 12



Or he hooked up the two wires together.
when the clock turned 12 he escaped
woah...LONG riddle dude
he put it on 12:00 with his left hand
um, he took the bomb w/ him?? or he moved it 2 12.
he instantly found out it was a fake bomb!
he just did
He knew it was a dud after the man gave him the wires because if it truly were to explode when you let go of the wires, how did the wires get in the nitroglycerine in the 1st place?

Is this dialogue about Bush is funny? (Part 1)?

“Hello Mr. President.” I said.



“What’s up?” he asked.



“Nothing.” I answered. “Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?”



“Well, it’s a little too late for that, huh! But go ahead, continue. By the way, what’s your name?”



“Umm…” I hesitated. “Uhh, Billary Minton.”



“Hey, that sounds like…oh forget it. It’s probably just me! You know how I am! Go on.”



“How do you do it?”



“How do I do what?”



“Be the President.”



“Oh! I didn’t know what you were talking about there for a second. Can you believe it! Anyway, it’s actually pretty simple. I suppose it’s kind of like pin the tail on the donkey. you just hope your pinning that tail on just the right spot. And the great part is, if you mess up, you get to try again and again. It usually takes me quite a few times. But I eventually…no, we always run out of time. But hey, at lest I try!”



“Interesting.”



“I know. Can you believe that I was the least educated cheerleader at Yale?



Is this dialogue about Bush is funny? (Part 1)?theater seating



haha



Is this dialogue about Bush is funny? (Part 1)?lyric opera opera theater



haha
That fact that the president is a dumbass is no laughing matter... instead of laughing at him, why don't you tutor him or something? He definitely needs it.
ha



i can picture him like that!!!
funny
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I THINK I PEED ON MY SELF THIS IS GREAT AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH IT IS PROBABLY TRUE

Can Bill Gates and/or Microsoft disable programs?

If your computer came with Windows XP and you installed an Office program of your own, do you think Mr. Microsoft has a way of getting into your computer and disabling it? I have had some computers (desktops) that I have installed operating programs on and they work for about six months, then they start messing up and then the windows screen locks up. I'm beginning to think that it's possible.



Can Bill Gates and/or Microsoft disable programs?theatre tickets



Is there a way, yes, will he no. There is no reason for Microsoft to do anything to your computer so why would they? Even if you have an illegal copy of windows they just tell you it is counterfeit and refuse updates, they don't go after you unless you are selling or distributing it.



Also to do so is illegal.



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yeah but not like that, even microsoft aren't stupid enough to start intentionally crippling computers just to avoid competition - if anything they'll just stick to the tried and trusted technique they're well known for of buying out their competitors or running them out of business by bundling a free alternative with windows instead.



while (any) version of windows doesn't tend to be terribly stable anyways and will probably start to get bloated after about 18 months or so, this time period decreases VERY rapidly if the user(s) of the machine aren't very competent and the machine is connected to the internet.



i fix alot of computers, and 96% of them barely run because of spyware/adware/viruses and so on - basically things caused by the user not being very up on using the internet safely.



while microsoft have all kinds of hidden tricks programmed into windows for detecting pirated *microsoft* software (and hey we all know they're not the most ethical company around) i don't believe there's in-built code for disabling the programs of other companies.
microsoft have got in to any pc they want to they have done this for a long time and yes they can disable software and the software they disable is cracked software only
I'm sure there is a way, but the possibility that it will be YOU they'll mess with is very slim... I'd say there none at all.



I have OpenOffice installed on my system and have no problems whatsoever. In fact, it works better than MS Office. I'm still willing to try Office 2007 though, it's still free in Beta, and I heard a lot of good stuff about it. :)
Yeah they can but they won't do that...
Yes, Microsoft will and can if they desire shut down or disable your entire system if your platform fails the WGA, (Windows Genuine Advantage) tool test.



You must have a valid registration key. Owise they will not have any reason to mess with your hardware, software or platform.



If your platform is valid then you are having other software problems related to "office programs".



Minddoctor, France
I think that they may be able to though updates. Thats why you have a good firewall like zone alarm to prevent hackers. I never had this every happen to me though.
Well they COULD but why bother. You have to think of this into consideration though, the longer you have a computer the more errors it will encounter. As you install more programs, browse the internet, remove programs, it causes your registry to change, files to change, and settings to be changed on your computer that you may or not notice. And its no use hacking the everyday persons computer there is probably not much for them to lose.



Also you have to think about that people made these programs and that people are not perfect. The computer cannot be perfect cause people made it. So therefore it would not be unusual for it to do things it doesn't normally do sometimes. Perhaps there was a slight calculation that the person programming missed, after so many uses of that calculation it might lead to a error. Plus not everything is compatible with everything.



Kinda think of the computer as a human body it has several parts that rely on other parts. Have you ever had a sharp pain in your body for a couple of seconds and then never have it again. Sometimes you may take asprin for your headache. but does that mean it will never comeback. Sometimes you might fix stuff on your computer sometimes you may mess it more by thinking your fixing a simple problem. Computers are very high maintence if to keep everything running without error is your goal.
No, and I think that's a really silly question. Bill Gates isn't Mr. Microsoft, he was just smart enough to invent it. Microsoft can't get into your computer any more than I can.



Clean up your computer, get rid of junk files, run ad and spyware and clean the hard disk once in a while and your problems might go away. Lots of people have successfully downloaded, installed and operate openoffice free suites instead of buying Microsoft Office, and they work fine. If you don't clean up your computer oftener than 6 months, I'm surprised any software works.
Yes and no. Recently, Microsoft has step up its effort to stop piracy of their software. You may have heard of their Windows Genuine Advantage (WGA) validation process. As of now, WGA validation is mandatory for both Windows operating systems (e.g. Windows XP) and Microsoft Office. Before, if a computer failed the validation process, a nagging message would appear informing the user that their copy of Windows OS and/ or Microsoft Office is not genuine but it will not disable the software. But this policy may change soon. In Windows Vista and Microsoft Office 2007, failure to activate your software within 30 day of installation, will cause the software to go in to the limited mode. In Vista, there will be many administrator tasks which can not be performed in the limited mode. In addition, in limited mode, Microsoft Office 2007 can only read documents; it can not create or edit any document and file.



Many computer experts believe Microsoft is moving in the direction of creating a so called "kill switch," which as the name suggests will disable the software if that software was found to be not genuine. Microsoft already has that "kill switch" capability they just haven't used it. The second part of the validation process is WGA Notifier. This program is responsible for displaying the "this version not genuine" message. But, there it also serves another function. WGA Notifier periodically communicates with Microsoft's servers to update itself. The program can easily be used to turn off any Microsoft software remotely. In the beginning, WGA Notifier would connect to Microsoft's servers daily. However, when some experts discovered this, there was a public outrage and Microsoft changed the program to only connect with its server every 90 days. The software is in place but will Microsoft use it?

Do you ever make prank phone calls?

Or do you think that's too juvenile and offensive? How about reverse prank phone calls, then. For example, the telemarketer calls you and then you start messing with him, saying stuff like "So how much do you get paid for this?" or "What's your favorite cereal that glows in the dark?"



I still remember when I was a wee little boy how I looked up in astonishment at the bravery of my friend's older brother, who randomly flipped through the phone book, found a person with the last name of Hamburger, and then called him up and said, "Mr. Hamburger, can I bite your head off?" Oh, and they even prank called the cops once, but that didn't end up well.



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Me and my friends always call places like nabisco and ask for the snack fairy or whoever their character person is. I dont really think its bad or anything but some people just can't take a joke



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i'm passed that. I don't try to harass someone trying to do their job. what goes around comes around
yeah . i did that last year all the time, except we ended up calling some guy in junior high, and i had to say in a really gurly voice " i luv u " like 20 times, but we never said anthing really 'messed' up .... i dont think it is to offensive unless someone insults you, because i have been prank called before, i think it is just something childish, but 'can' be fun.
Not since I was a kid. That was in the days before caller ID and star 67 or whatever. I do that occasionally with telemarketers when I'm in the mood. I'll ask really stupid questions or say totally irrelevant things. They always end up hanging up on me. That'll learn them for bugging me.
i used to record them on a tiny tape player long ago



then about 4-5 years ago i entered my digital phase of prank calls, haha



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made an entire cd of em but that's just a few...pretty old



this before i even had a computer. I hooked one phone up to my cd recorder and used a 2nd phone to call on



i think these are halarious, pretty much because they came out so good (sound wise)



I had to go down to police station for one my friend did the day we made this



Cop said some old lady claimed we asked for her bank info and I almost told him,..."i got it on cd, i can prove we did not"



haha



then we started calling people with our names and trying to talk to them like we knew them



It's not childish, it's halarious



reverse prank,..i still have not got a very good one but next telemarketer i will try to get them to call me back so i can set it up first



they usually don't call back though
sometimes when i was a teenager. but not these days anymore.
No way...much too juvenile. And I'm 15. But I think it's a waste of time, and pretty much pointless. It's not fair to the person on the other line either. How would you like someone prank calling you? That's what you have to think about. But my dad prank called as a kid. He told me stories and it's pretty funny when you hear someone else prank called, but I would never.
NO I HAVE A LIFE
I did when I was little, but they were lame, whats a 7 yr old know about ordering pizza and giving the wrong addy? it was funny seeing the church have to turn them away xp
i prank all the time haha...only people i know though
don't you just want to dial the phone number that hs fu*k in it, like, you r fuc*ed, etc.etc and say; hello, did you know your number spells fu*k? n



lol, stupid, I know, but funny, yes.
NOT ANYMORE BUT i JUSTED TO DO IT A LOT
Not today
Im 19 years old and you think someone my age would have grown out of it. but no, younger siblings always tend to make you join in what you once considered fun.... it still is.. LMAO!



I still make prank calls, just dial up random numbers and ask for Jack or Sunny.. then there's the whole "honey could you pick up my dry cleaning after work?" and then there's "Jacob i found a cheap earring in your pocket, are you fooling around.. etc.." it's lotsa fun, especially the part where the other person goes "uh.. im sorry!!" LMAO!



It's funny especially if you prank a mate!
No. But when I get stupid calls I give prank answers.

Do we owe South Vietnam recompense for 3 miilion + lives lost like we helped Japan after our WWII tr

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_war



The Vietnam War claimed more than just victims overseas - at home it claimed reforms aimed at lifting millions of people out of poverty.



Almost 3 million Americans served in Vietnam. Between 1965 and 1973 the United States spent $120 billion on the war. This resulted in a large federal budget deficit. The war demonstrated that no power, not even a superpower, has unlimited strength and resources. But perhaps most significantly, the Vietnam War illustrated that political will, as much as material might, is a decisive factor in the outcome of conflicts.



Aftermath for Vietnam people



More than one million Vietnam people became boat people, about one million was imprisoned in concentration camps, more than



100,000 killed.



Mr. McNamara’s studies in philosophy and especially morals and ethics allowed him to understand the principles of these ideas and rationalize them, perhaps even have regrets in terms of his failure to follow them within the institutional setting he served in. His desperate need to find favor in the eyes of his superiors led him to fulfill wishes and orders he did not agree with, yet he did not follow his conscience and quit. Had he done so, perhaps President Johnson would have quit earlier also. Since President Johnson did not run for re-election once McNamara was gone, perhaps this acted as an indicator that the whole mess could have been wrapped up much earlier without the tragedy of the outcome: 3.27 million Vietnamese dead, the equivalent representation of 27 million Americans in terms of population size comparison ratios at the time.



1.Had a conversation taken place, many lives (58,00 American/ 3.27 million Vietnamese) would have been saved from needlessly being wasted to support the Military Industrial Complex. (“Why We Fight”, 2005)



Do we owe South Vietnam recompense for 3 miilion + lives lost like we helped Japan after our WWII travesties?



You have obviously done your research for your question, and you deserve a good answer.



You are correct that U.S. involvement in Vietnam could have been much different had there been more negotiations and less of Johnson's pride on the line. As McNamara basically indicated, Johnson picked a fight that didn't need to be fought, fought the fight without the objective of winning it and didn’t listen to sound advice from his advisers.



There is plenty of evidence that the Vietnam conflict would have been much different if Kennedy was not assassinated. Few know that Kennedy ordered the recall of some military advisers from Vietnam shortly before his assassinated and one of Johnson's first acts as president was to rescind that order. It's now common knowledge that the Gulf of Tonkin incidents were fabricated, which led to Johnson receiving support to escalate U.S. involvement to full combat.



As for your question of whether or not we owe Vietnam reparation for what the U.S. had done there during the War. The answer is no, and the reason is more simple and obvious than most realize.



The U.S., South Vietnam, North Vietnam and the NLF (Viet Cong) signed a peace treaty that was to end the War and further hostilities in Vietnam. Within the agreement were actions that could be taken if hostilities resurfaced or continued. Long story short - the peace treaty was breached by North Vietnam when the NVA invaded South Vietnam. Breaching the peace treaty made North Vietnam as the aggressor and absolved the U.S. from any further responsibilities in Vietnam, which included cleaning up the mess there. Everything would have been much different if North Vietnam didn't breach the peace treaty.



North Vietnam clearly had the option to abide the peace and receive support from the U.S. but they chose not to by invading and conquering South Vietnam. This left the U.S. with only a moral obligation to assist Vietnam. Arguably, the moral obligation can be enough to assume responsibility especially with the continuing devastation that only American ingenuity can resolve.



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you should go help em, they chose the Chinese over a democracy.
There is no more South Vietnam and we owe them nothing. We paid with more than 58,000 of our best. Any debt that we had (if any): PAID IN FULL.
Yes, and as I heard USA was also condemned for the agression against the people of Nicaragua.
No, we owe them nothing.
A better question is does South Vietnam and the former Axis powers owe us anything? After all didn't Japan START ww2 with the destrution of 8 of our battleships and the loss of over 2500 American lives?



And we spent billions on the economy of South Vietnam when we were there. Oh and the reason there were boat people is because we reneged on our promise to help when the North launched their invasion of the South. Johnston and his friends would have been better off getting out in 63. It would have saved a lot.
Blah blah blah.



It was France's fault. Blame them.



Their "colony". Their "problem" that they couldn't control.



How about asking China and Russia to compensate, they were the ones supplying the north, financially, technologically, with training, keeping supplies hidden across their border so that we couldn't strike at them, publicly.



Ya, didn't think you would. You don't care about the truth, just that the US gets the shaft needlessly.
after our travesties during WW2? what are you talking about? japan is the one that committed huge travesties during WW2 along with the Germans, not us. but back to south Viet Nam, i looked at my world atlas and i can't find any such country it doesn't exist. so no we don't owe them anything. as for the boat people as i recall growing up out side of Seattle during the 70's we had a big influx of kids in my school from south east Asia, because we let them into our country with the status of refugees, and political asylum. guess what else their families came with them too. know something else the federal government gave them huge amounts of monetary and social aid. you forgot to mention the aid we provided to the huge amount of refugees that came over here as you call them boat people.
YES



As you can tell from the answers, Americans have been indoctrinated to accept the Conventional Wisdom that U.S. Foreign Policy (Imperialism/ Military Empire-737 bases in 130 countries) is beyond question and is noble.



"There is a hard core of people in the United States who will not be moved, whatever facts you present, from their conviction that this nation means only to do good, and almost always does good, in the world, that it is the beacon of liberty and freedom."



Howard Zinn
Most of South Vietnam is in the United States! I guess if we paid them we could send the checks using the first class mail rather than international rates. At least the US would save money on the postage.



We tried negotiating with the North Vietnamese. It got no where until Nixon ordered the resumption of the bombing of the North. Once we left the NVA broke the agreement and invaded south Vietnam. So "talking" to them would have netted the US and South Vietnam nothing.



McNamara is engaging in revisionism in an attempt to rewrite his pace in history. He sounds like one of the old ex-Nazi Generals in their memoirs after World War 2 "if only Hitler had have listened to me!"



The McNamara moral is government by intellectuals is a failure.
Damn gooks are still trying to rob Americans.
Financially no



Morally yes (stupid protestors - could have seen victory for the U.S and its allies if not for you - shame!)



But other than that, no-one owes anything but respect

MOM (Mean Old Mother)?

DON'T MESS WITH MOM



My son came home from school one day,



with a smirk upon his face.



He decided he was smart enough,



to put me in my place.



Guess what I learned in Civics Two,



that's taught by Mr. Wright?



It's all about the laws today,



The "Children's Bill of Rights."



It says I need not clean my room,



don't have to cut my hair.



No one can tell me what to think,



or speak, or what to wear.



I have freedom from religion,



and regardless what you say,



I don't have to bow my head,



and I sure don't have to pray.



I can wear earrings if I want,



and pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.



I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,



get tattoos from head to toe.



And if you ever spank me,



I'll charge you with a crime.



I'll back up all my charges,



with the marks on my behind.



Don't you ever touch me,



my body's only for my use,



not for your hugs and kisses,



that's just more child abuse.



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I am going to print this out, and tape it to the refrigerator for my kids to see....



thanks for the laugh, needed that...



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lol
hahaha, i haven't heard this before! It seriously made me laugh!



Something my mom would do. haha
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
never mess with mom's they know and see everything!!! hahaha thats a good one have a star :)
yeah right on
haha. i wish my mom was as clever. then i wouldn't have been this screwed up.
oh this is great. a well deserved star!
that was so funny! i'm copying this and putting it on my Y!A prof, if you don't mind, because it's so good. did you make that up yourself?

What drink shall it be, and what is your actual favorite!?

What drink describes your love life...



GATORADE: down to mess around



ROCKSTAR: broken heart



RED BULL: taken



COKE: confused



PINK LEMONADE: Like someone



APPLE JUICE: I'M A DINOSAUR! ROAR!!!



ORANGE JUICE: you're about to simply give up



SPRITE: you're secretly a crime fighting ninja turtle.



VODKA: TAKEN and love that person with all your heart and couldn't love them more



PEPSI: like someone who likes you back but are not going out.



ROOT BEER: taken but not very steady



TEQUILA: want someone you can't have



DR.PEPPER: you just like dr.pepper so much.



and you want some



SMIRNOFF: like sum1 and u think they like you back



MR. PIBB: single and happy



JACK DANIELS: kinda confused on who you like



CORONA: single %26amp; just having fun right now..but maybe if someone comes along then we'll see what happens



WATER: single and can't get anyone



What drink shall it be, and what is your actual favorite!?phantom of the opera



Corona and Tequila.



What drink shall it be, and what is your actual favorite!?listen to opera opera theater



Tequila.
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