Remember this when she runs for President
Bill %26amp; Hillary: Worth remembering and this came from a Democrat.
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discu ss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie; "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other " Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.
9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-ex ile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas )
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight ( China , silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all " book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay?
14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israe l to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tri! ed and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center . This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
What a guy!
SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send th is wonderful, factual e-mail.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY:
It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua , New York . Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.
Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.
The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton 's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!
When she runs for President, will you vote for her?
How many people can YOU send this to? Unfortunately s ome will read it and not care but just maybe this will get through to others.
Do you like the Clintons for President?opera singer I really liked this one and will pass it on to as many people as i can to have them read this, thanks.
Do you like the Clintons for President?amc theater opera theater
no
no
vote for her....no freaking way....ps...way too much to read
no
No, Hillary mite start dating Arnold........
Obama All the way!!!
Thank you for posting this.
The Clintons are criminals.
I DON'T want them back in the White House! Their supporters conveniently for get all you mentioned. I want to make a copy of this to share with my friends!
give me my ******* 5 minutes of my life back.
NOW.
yes because bush cheated to become president by his brother making up names and voting.also clintons were providing everything.
I don't like either of the Clintons, but I'd sure as hell vote for one of them over any Republican. I like your rant though, it's funny - and true.
Let's put it like this-I haven't voted in twenty years. I just registered one month ago, I'll be voting as an Independent. Why? I'm voting for ANYONE including Mickey Mouse that runs AGAINST her. That lady is scary, wants Socialism.
How can anyone want Slick Willy harvesting young female interns again.
Hell no, I will not vote for a Clinton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Hell no will I vote for a man who refuses to put his hand over his heart for the National Anthem. Which would be Osama oops I mean Obama.
When in the military we had to wonder if would get paid because of Bill Clinton wanting to screw over the Armed Services anyway he could. So why would I want to see another Clinton in office.
Shows you where this country is headed when I get a thumbs down because I express my opinion on Obama NOT putting is hand over heart for the National Anthem. As a Military Veteran this just gets by blood boiling!!!!!
I hate to burst your bubble but you are NOT the originator on those "reason to thank Clinton".
You need to-
#1- get a life
#2 - Be original
#3 - tell us something we don't already know.
I will absolutely never vote for her! They tore apart the morals in our society and we will have to work generations to get it back!
I truly believe Hilary will be a great President. Bill and her have both been there before, so they don't have to waste time acclimating, we'll be getting a two for one deal. They are both really smart. As for their prior problems... Who is perfect? I want a real person in the White House. Not a robot. If you don't make mistakes, then you're hiding something!
I hope Hilary wins. Its time to return to sanity
Yes, I will vote for her and think that her husband did a great job as president.
